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Weedle - PokepastaWeedle - Pokepasta
You all know that bug Pokemon, Weedle, right? Well, I absolutely HATE them. They are just so gross. Bugs are not my thing. Anyway, this is a story that happened to a friend of mine. He wrote this in a journal, so I'll just copy the entries.
"January 18, 2002.
Me and Pikachu ran into this girl today. I don't know her name, but all I know is that I owe her a new bike. Trashed her old one.
Caught a few Pokemon today. One of them is a Weedle. He is just so awesome! And I heard his final evolution is pretty fast, too! Well, I'll write more about how Weedle's doing tomorrow."
I figured this was kind of normal. Those first few sentences were about me. Still never got me a bike.
"January 19, 2002.
Weedle learned a move called Poison Sting today. It's pretty awesome, especially since it poisons the other Pokemon. He's growing so fast! Can't wait till he evolves."
I think this entry explains the further events.
"January 20, 2002.
Weedle evolved today! He's now
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